Guys Before You Do This to Your Lady From Behind (DGGY) See The Dangerous Sickness It Causes


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This is a seeming satirical piece that mocks the S .. life of South Africans who have been rumoured to have a special preference for the dggy st. yle during pleasure sessions.
South Africa’s Minister of Health,

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Aaron Motsoaledi, has made a shocking discovery after three years of gruelling research.
It appears the Minister has found the cure for stroke and cancer and he says, the antid ote to these high death causing diseases resides in our s*.....al desires.

Speaking to The Insider, the 58-year-old former Limpopo MEC said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the s*......lly exhil arating and yet dangerous style; dgy
Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during s*.., when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the l"gs which ultimately causes stroke.
On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful se.....al pos....ition for men is dggy, hence the connection is more than clear.”

Motsoaledi advised that, occasional dggy st yle like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days.
The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website,
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 “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry
He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.
This expensive joke of report has gone viral in South Africa with people laughing it off.







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